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@david8hughes: [interrogation]
"What do you do for a living?"
"Kidnapper."
"Louder for the tape?"
[leans in]
"I'm a pig rapper. I make farmyard hiphop."

[interrogation]
“What do you do for a living?”
“Kidnapper.”
“Louder for the tape?”
[leans in]
“I’m a pig rapper. I make farmyard hiphop.”

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