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@david8hughes: [interrogation]
"Where were u on the night of the 3rd?"
Stabbing a homeless man.
"Louder for the tape?"
Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.

[interrogation]
“Where were u on the night of the 3rd?”
Stabbing a homeless man.
“Louder for the tape?”
Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.

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