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@david8hughes: [interrogation]
"Where were u on the nite of the 5th?"
Stabbing a guy.
"Louder for the tape."
[leans in]
Grabbing a pie. I went out for pie.

[interrogation]
“Where were u on the nite of the 5th?”
Stabbing a guy.
“Louder for the tape.”
[leans in]
Grabbing a pie. I went out for pie.

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