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@matt___nelson: [interrogation]
Where were you last night?
"Out killing people"
Louder for the tape
[leans in]
"The Cheesecake Factory, that's where I was"

[interrogation]
Where were you last night?
“Out killing people”
Louder for the tape
[leans in]
“The Cheesecake Factory, that’s where I was”

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