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@david8hughes: [interrogation]
"Where were you on the night of the 5th?"
"Dealing drugs."
"Louder for the tape?"
[leans in]
"Healing pugs. I'm a pug vet."

[interrogation]
“Where were you on the night of the 5th?”
“Dealing drugs.”
“Louder for the tape?”
[leans in]
“Healing pugs. I’m a pug vet.”

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