@briangaar: [interrupts brain surgeon] yes, but I read on Web MD that
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@DanMentos: [first date that up until now is going extremely well] date: it’s nice to finally meet a normal guy me: my dog’s name is jeff
@amberfw: A mom sat down next to me at the park, smiled and asked, "Which one's yours?" I replied, "None of them... yet."
@BoozyMusic: My new cat, John Cena, wants me to remind y'all to never let your kids name your pets.