@briangaar: [interrupts history professor] THAT HAPPENED ON MY BIRTHDAY
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@PaperWash: if you eat your burrito over a tortilla, anything that falls out will simply start building your next burrito
@Alex_LaVallee: Cop: license and registration please. Me: (gives cop both) Cop: you drinking tonight? Me: no. Cop: you handed me 2 empty beer cans.