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"Describe yourself in one word."
@jergarl: 89% of being a parent is telling my kids to put on shoes before we leave the house and then getting in the car wearing my slippers.
@notthat_1: Whenever someone talks to me, I freak out because I forget people can see me.
@Tmoney68: Parents are hiring drug-sniffing dogs to find their kids' drugs. I couldn't do it. My kid already doesn't trust me, according to her diary.
@kDuncanG: Don't tell me what your cats' names are, I'll call'em what I want.
Oh, Mittens & Snuggles?
WRONG. THAT'S WILDSTYLE & THAT'S SNACKMOUTH.
@DJRotaryRachel: Ate at some place called Spaghetteria and let's just say it gave me diaghetti.