@QwertyJones3: [interview for an accounting job]
Your resumé says your greatest strength is using idioms. How can that help in this job?
"You do the math"
![[interview for an accounting job]
Your resumé says your greatest strength is using idioms. How can that help in this job?
“You do the math”](/cache/90241.jpg)
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