@KeetPotato: me: [listening to The Twelve Days of Christmas] "no person wants this many birds"

@JaneanPatience: Leonard Cohen is jamming in heaven with Prince now. Really awkwardly. It's not going well. Their musical styles aren't compatible

@dinnersruined: I just want a girl that's nice and sweet that doesn't require a lot of money and I can dunk them in milk wait, a cookie, I want a cookie

@trojansauce: daniel radcliffe's family were just known as the cliffe's until his great grandfather invented the kick flip

@GrillinChillin9: I'm no scientist, but I'm sure that gravity is at it's strongest while laying in bed early in the mornings.