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@ibid78: [interview for CIA]
Your résumé says you're a master in hand-to-hand wombat. Is that a typo or-
*I've already thrown a wombat at his face*

[interview for CIA]
Your résumé says you’re a master in hand-to-hand wombat. Is that a typo or-
*I’ve already thrown a wombat at his face*

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