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@MarfSalvador: [Interview room]
Me: I'm not saying a word without my lawyer present

Cop: You ARE the lawyer

Me: So where's my present?!

[Interview room]
Me: I’m not saying a word without my lawyer present

Cop: You ARE the lawyer

Me: So where’s my present?!

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