@walks_on_legs: Interview tip: maintain eye contact. If they try to look at documents, put your head between them and the documents.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@Jtweeters: If you love someone, set them free. If they return... something, something, Justin Bieber's a lesbian.
@juskewitch: If I see a parked car with one of those stick figure family things, I always add a sticker of myself to it and then just wait in the car.
@AcerbicSuburban: Secretly adding a tablespoon of butter to everything he eats is my long-term exit plan.