@JoePetroske: Interview Tip: When you get the "where do you see yourself in 5 years" question, don't say "post-apocalyptic tribal warlord".
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@dammit_emma: officer, buying weed from a guy who sells on the side is basically shopping local. you should be THANKING me for supporting our community.
@jeffpfeifer66: Moaning and gasping "Give it to me baby!" during a prostate exam will leave you looking for a new doctor. Anybody know one?
@tarashoe: ah, mercury's going retrograde, that explains why i accidentally squandered my entire youth
@rorygneesmith: If you love someone, let them go. If they come back, it's because no one else wanted them.