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@AbrasiveGhost: INTERVIEWER: And why under skills did you put "has dominion over bees"?

ME: [covered in bee stings] You can cross that one off

INTERVIEWER: And why under skills did you put “has dominion over bees”?

ME: [covered in bee stings] You can cross that one off

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