@TheBoydP: Interviewer: Any questions?
Me: Why don’t they put a scratch and sniff box on recipes?
@RealSudoNim: Guy wearing Superman t-shirt. LOL. Way to blow your identity idiot.
@Sassafrantz: [Ghost Hunters]
This ghost is a male, probably in his 40's
-how'd u figure that out?
He went bat shit crazy when we turned the thermostat up
@bugbucket: it's so hard being a single mom when you have no kids and are a male teenager
@spcycucumber: Its not what it looks like officer!
"you were driving down the highway taking selfies singing n'sync"
Ok I guess it was what it looked like
@xodeadlykissxo: Place a STUDENT DRIVER sign on top of your car, and suddenly nobody suspects you of drunk driving.