@DaddyJew: Interviewer: how do you feel about traveling?
Me: oh I dont know, I mean I just met you
@michaelianblack: Every picture I've seen of Neil Patrick Harris the last ten years has been of him adjusting his shirt cuffs. He needs better shirts.
@Heldinchains: The older you get the less people you can actually tolerate.
I can tolerate about 5 people right now, 3 are my children and even that's iffy
@8bitf0x: what idiot called them crabs instead of sidewalks
@AngelaEhh: My dentist said I have a very wet mouth.
*Updates dating profile.
@Kauaibride: Doctor told me I need glasses. So I'm having several tonite.