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@dafloydsta: INTERVIEWER: How would you define yourself?
ME: *don't let her know you're a delicious chocolate cake* Moist

INTERVIEWER: How would you define yourself?
ME: *don’t let her know you’re a delicious chocolate cake* Moist

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