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@pleatedjeans: Interviewer: I don't see a phone # for your reference
Me: he is a duck I feed bread to at the park you will have to speak to him directly

Interviewer: I don’t see a phone # for your reference 
Me: he is a duck I feed bread to at the park you will have to speak to him directly

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