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@tastefactory: INTERVIEWER: What are your strengths?
APPLICANT: I'm a detail-oriented team player
[nothing wacky happens because this is a job interview]

INTERVIEWER: What are your strengths? APPLICANT: I’m a detail-oriented team player [nothing wacky happens because this is a job interview]
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