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@graceful_asfuck: Interviewer: Where do you want to be in 5 years?

Me: Oh, it doesn't matter. You will have fired me well before then.

Interviewer: Where do you want to be in 5 years?

Me: Oh, it doesn’t matter. You will have fired me well before then.

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