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@KalvinMacleod: INTERVIEWER: Would you like a donut?
ME: *takes three*
I: Um, ok, what's your greatest strength?
ME: [grabbing two more donuts] Self-control

INTERVIEWER: Would you like a donut?
ME: *takes three*
I: Um, ok, what’s your greatest strength?
ME: [grabbing two more donuts] Self-control

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