@Brampersandon_: [2018]
ALIEN: take me to ur leader
ME: uh ok *takes him to president Donald Trump*
ALIEN: lol good one but seriously where's ur real leader
@WoodyLuvsCoffee: (God creating coyotes)
God: Make them look like dogs.
Angel: Exactly like dogs?
God: But with a meth problem.
@upsidedowntrash: Onion rings...
Onion rings...
Onion rings...
Onion rings...
Onion texts: Please answer baby. Let me make this right.
@oakhillbargrill: Spreads legs... Nope
Spreads two other legs .... Nope
Spreads two others .... Dammit, no
Spreads last two.... BINGO!!
- spider sex
@Shelts99: My wife wants me to make her scream in the bedroom.
The 32 lego pieces & 6 upturned plugs, I've strategically placed, should do the trick.
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