@Home_Halfway: INTERVIEWER:How good are your public speaking skills?
ME:*from behind a tall plant in the office, I throw a piece of paper saying 'Decent'*
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@thenatewolf: *Robot watches me vape* Robot: mm yeah but swallow it
@KeetPotato: [interrupts gf talking about her dream wedding] lol a horse drawn carriage? "what's funny about that?" a horse can't hold a pencil karen
@myboots111: I've been waking up with a headache for years Unfortunately I'm married to it.
@iAmDelFreaky: I didn't think a McDonald's Happy Meal would fill me up, but it did... OMG, I ATE THE TOY!
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