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@Marlebean: [Interviewing to be a mortician]
Do you have any experience handling dead bodies?

-Well I get my sleepy kids ready for school every day.

[Interviewing to be a mortician]
Do you have any experience handling dead bodies?

   -Well I get my sleepy kids ready for school every day.

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