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@CelebrityChez: (Interview)
Says here on your resume that you're unpredictable.
(I take a squirrel out of my pants dressed as Batman)
"That's a rumor".

(Interview)
Says here on your resume that you’re unpredictable.
(I take a squirrel out of my pants dressed as Batman)
“That’s a rumor”.

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