@SCbchbum: Every Scooby Doo episode would literally be 2 minutes long if the gang went to the mask store 1st & asked a few questions.

@MasterOfFury: If you're only18, please don't tweet philosophy and proverb verbiage based on your first love and the difficulty of your inexperienced life.

@domesticH: wish hard enough & anything can happen, they say. yet two hours later my stomach growls & my breakfast still isn't making itself. liars!

@PrincessAlexx_: Have you guys ever seen any of my exes? Exactly.

@DJRotaryRachel: Not saying Lois Lane is a shitty reporter but my friend showed up without his glasses on today and I recognized him after like 20 minutes.