@trevso_electric: "Smells fresh. Like a tropical island."
"Ok. Now take off the blindfold! Your family's been dead in this car for a week! We Febrezed it!"
@JasonLastname: As the officer approached my car I took a big pull of helium from the balloon and started crying
@JennyJohnsonHi5: Don't forget to celebrate Columbus Day by moving in to someone else's house and telling everyone it's yours, then closing the post office.
@Cryptoterra: nicole kidman please name your next child Teendude
@WhatevaConc: The weatherman keeps saying we are getting a pounding.
*Followed*
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