*interview* So, why do you want to be a judge? *Imagines myself going work everyday in my robe* "To fight crime"

@sanjanaa: *catwoman struggles into suit* *catwoman realises she needs to pee* *crie*

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@CaseyMichelle__: Just got a Cheerio stuck between my toes walking through the kitchen. Clearly my dog isn't doing his part of the chores around here

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@sammyrhodes: One of the best ways to prepare for marriage is to wait 15 minutes in your car before going anywhere.

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@SherBoBer: WebMD has a mobile app now. An app!!! A quick, easy and convenient way to diagnose yourself with cancer anywhere!

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@donni: Wake up, kids! Bees can't even read, much less spell. IT'S A SCAM!

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