@silent_musings: Maybe Adele is singing about her cats. You don’t know.

@PabloGSerski: When I was a kid. I used to come home drunk & beat my Dad.

@CheryeDavis: I'm perfectly fine with kissing frogs to find a prince...But I draw the line at kissing snakes.

@NoogsCorner: Hundreds of years ago, a group of fat women secretly met under the cover of darkness. That night, they invented the word "voluptuous."

@WizdomForGirls: Weed doesn't make you stupid, you were stupid before you smoked the weed.