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@Reverend_Scott: [Interview]
"You were arrested for armed robbery?"
I had no choice. It's silly to try and rob a bank without your arms.
"We'll be in touch."

[Interview]
“You were arrested for armed robbery?”
I had no choice. It’s silly to try and rob a bank without your arms.
“We’ll be in touch.”

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