@AmishPornStar1: Introverts are just extroverts who have realized that most people suck.
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@JohnLyonTweets: There's so much spilled soda, popcorn and candy in here my feet are sticking to the floor. I'd complain to the management except this is my apartment.
@Xoolun: Step 1 Change your wifi password to blowmefirst. Step 2 Wait for someone to ask for your wifi password.
@UnFitz: Food shopping after I’ve eaten: “That’ll be $56.93.” Food shopping when I’m hungry: “That be $1,432.68. Do you need someone to assist you with your cart train?”