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@KeetPotato: [inventing humans]
god: "they should have complete control of their tongue"
angel: "um ok"
god: "let me finish.. except when using scissors"

[inventing humans]
god: “they should have complete control of their tongue”
angel: “um ok”
god: “let me finish.. except when using scissors”

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