@jonnysun: INVENTOR OF SOUP: [holding water in one hand and sandwich in the other] wat if… wat if water was mor like sandwich
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@garrettbarry70: There's nothing more exciting than waking up with a half eaten burger in your hand.
@my_boy_joey: I just saw a raccoon get hit by a Smart Car. The poor lil fella suffered a sprained ankle.
@foursquids: Can't believe people still say "pot" it's not the 70s anymore we call it "saucepan" now