@JessObsess: *Invents silent snack packages. *Becomes president of the United States.
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@burntmybagel: My chiropractor told me I have to stop using air quotes when I call him "doctor."
@OutOnTheMoors: Opposites don't always attract. I've met several sane and normal people and found nothing about them appealing.
@Brampersandon_: *takes bite of cookie* Aw man this is awful *takes another bite* Still bad. But I better eat the rest to see if it gets better