@JessObsess: *Invents silent snack packages. *Becomes president of the United States.
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@wickedsuga: Randomly play a recording of a candy bar wrapper being opened just to keep your kids on their toes.
@MoneypennyNaked: Apparently even if you delete the drunk text messages you sent last night from your phone, the other person can still see them.
@longwall26: I like microwaves that spin the food around because I'm all, oh yeah, hot pocket, looking good, girl, from the front AND the back uh huh.