@DiamondGirl127: "Iowa man arrested after fight over peanut butter and jelly sandwiches" - I'm just gonna assume this is 1 of you guys
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@TeaBeaPea: Can we talk about your pleated, cuffed corduroys, or are we just going to let it happen?
@timdonakowski: Sorry neighbor who’s choking to death, my cat's resting his little head on my leg. This, like, never happens.
@Love_bug1016: What separates the men from the boys is knowing that women love it when they show off their big throbbing manners and intelligence.