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@PhoenixRises69: iPhone 5s fitted with fingerprint recognition.

I'll sleep easier knowing that if my phone gets stolen, they'll likely chop off my hand too.

iPhone 5s fitted with fingerprint recognition.

I’ll sleep easier knowing that if my phone gets stolen, they’ll likely chop off my hand too.

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