@andylassner: iPhone 6: For people who don't mind holding an iPad up to their ear.
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@38percentsure: "I'm half black and I'm trying to decide who I want to have kids with. Do I want them to have every advantage in life, or be able to dance?"
@CYComedy: My goal weight is for my waiter to ask me if I want a salad with my meal without bursting into laughter.
@form52: I hate it when restraining orders get in the way of meaningful relationships. Well played future wife. You win this round