@Jack_Wagon1: Ironic... is having a coke machine reject your dollar bill for it being rolled up to many times.
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@AstroKatie: You gotta feel for kids today, growing up in a world where all the good screen names are already taken
@sageboggs: The Commandments 1) def don't kill 2) no stealing, obvs 3) don't say my name? idk 4) luv ur neighbs! 5) but don't LOVE-love them, that's bad
@Vodkantots: Imagine falling in love with someone and then discovering that he has faith in humanity.