@Jack_Wagon1: Ironic... is having a coke machine reject your dollar bill for it being rolled up to many times.
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@Snarfernini: I never trust a Tom. They are far too often involved in foolery or peeping for my liking.
@JohnLyonTweets: Thanks for telling me this is your "pet cat" because otherwise I might have thought it was your business associate cat.
@JediGigi: Him: ...and I asked you out because you're smart and pret-WHY ARE YOU POKING ME WITH A STICK? Me: To see if you're real or if I'm just high
@Storminika: Me: 'Why are you going through my phone?' BF: 'Do you have something to hide?' Me: 'I'm gonna have a body to hide if you keep it up.'