@rodney_at_large: Ironically, I hate people who say "like us on Facebook".
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@Brampersandon_: [being a caddy at the masters] GOLFER: *crouched down lining up his putt* ME (whispering in his ear): whatcha lookin at? a bug?
@cheeky__gal: I think my cats hate people as much as I do. Every time the doorbell rings, they hide under the bed with me.
@smedlee: When I lose a follower, I like to pretend they were Taken, then I go to Europe and shoot absolutely everyone.
@HeroineAddict: *scrolls ur TL* *finds ur tweet from 2 yrs ago.* *eerily similar to mine from day before* "She stole my tweet AND built a time machine?!"