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@SaraESpivey: Ironically, the Boogeyman was a terrible dancer.
@iamspacegirl: God *twisting an owl*: I can't get this damn jar open.
@ReactionBeyonce: when you're about to get eaten by a shark but then u see bae watching
@Kali_Mura: I killed my twin because she wouldn't admit that she was the evil one.
@1evilidiot: What's with the attitude? I don't know what's gotten into you but I know what hasn't.
@FrogAvalanche: "How's the wine?"
*sips, swills, spits*
"Wow it's got too much body."
"Sorry, I should have evicted the tenants first."