@JohnFugelsang: Irony is how Jesus is too Liberal for most of his own Fan Clubs
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@CruisinSoozan: I don't want to alarm anyone but I've purchased a ukulele. Soon as I can jam, there'll be auditions for my band behind the 7-11. NO WEIRDOS
@texasstalkermom: That awkward moment you run into someone in public that you know, and there is nowhere to hide.
@RobDenBleyker: I hope when the Avengers meet Spider-Man they give him shit for not helping when NYC got attacked.