@TinyNietzsche: Irony walks into a bar the same time as a Coincidence. The bartender asks what they want? "Not to be confused with each other."
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@13spencer: Experimental Music sounds like a cool idea until you realize that the experiment is how bad something can be, and still be called music.
@WildeThingy: I used to think alcohol silenced the voices in my head until I realised it had just moved them to my mouth.
@tastefactory: Let's all smash our hands together repeatedly to indicate that we enjoyed that thing.
@truegritrumble: (Halloween Costume Shop) ME: *leaving after not finding anything* CASHIER: *pointing to my face* Those masks aren't free, buddy.