@lazerdoov: 40% of North American teens can't even find ISIS on a map. Talk about ignorant

@Bob_Janke: Reports say 3 billion Yahoo accounts were hacked and suddenly 3 billion people remembered they had yahoo accounts.

@KizerBillhelm: HR says I'm not allowed to scream "OH GOD IT BURNS MAKE IT STOP" when I walk through the front door at work anymore :(

@SignsofNature: I do not delete bad tweets that get no stars... I let them sit there and think about what they've done...

@mattgallo123: I wish they'd just come up with a smoke detector that stops beeping when I yell "alright!".