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@rzarosco: Is 6 celebrity impersonations too small a number for me to do on this first date? I feel like its a little low...

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@BoogTweets: Her: *slaps grilled cheese from my hand* I'm leaving you! Me: *slowly removes emergency grilled cheese from my pocket*

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