@rzarosco: Is 6 celebrity impersonations too small a number for me to do on this first date? I feel like its a little low...
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@SadPeruna: Sorry about your lost dog. If you liked it, then you should've put a leash on it. If you liked it, then you should've put a leash on it.
@MandiAtRandom: "Never go to bed angry" is some solid advice if you want to stay up until 3am fighting
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