@rzarosco: Is 6 celebrity impersonations too small a number for me to do on this first date? I feel like its a little low...
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@WheelTod: I once accidentally broke up with a girl on a broken-down train, when I said "I don't think this is going anywhere."
@TheAlexNevil: Password: 1 upper case letter, 1 lower case letter, 1 stair case, 1 briefcase, 1 in case of emergency, 2 cases of beer, and 1 quesadilla.
@jdforshort: Sneaks into your house and removes all the labels from your canned goods. Shuffles them well.
@BoogTweets: Her: *slaps grilled cheese from my hand* I'm leaving you! Me: *slowly removes emergency grilled cheese from my pocket*