@nthonyswan: Is a pamphlet just a smaller pamph? What the heck is a pamph? People make no sense.
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@thetobbie: Once, on Twitter, I followed a woman & she followed me back & we laughed & talked about life & how she was a man from Brooklyn...
@sad_tree: There was an episode of the Flintstones where a mechanic worked on Fred's car HEY FRED YOURE GETTING RIPPED OFF THERE IS NO ENGINE IN THERE
@SortaBad: Every time I'm at a friend's house I look at the ceiling & say "You like to watch, don't you.." so I look cool if they have a hidden spy cam
@SufficientCharm: The easiest way to confuse a man is to wear a straight jacket that accentuates your cleavage.