@nthonyswan: Is a pamphlet just a smaller pamph? What the heck is a pamph? People make no sense.
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@AndyAsAdjective: Tried to spoon my wife & she throat punched me She said "Sorry I was dreaming of my judo class" But she doesn't take judo Plus she was awake
@sad_tree: *returns tent to Target* CASHIER: What was the problem? ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent
@MiddleageM: Skyped my dad today and had a great conversation with his forehead and nose hairs...
@BriarSlyMadness: You can tell A LOT about a Woman's mood just by looking at her hands... ...for example...If she's holding a gun? She's probably pissed.