@nthonyswan: Is a pamphlet just a smaller pamph? What the heck is a pamph? People make no sense.
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@GotBadTouched: People who say everything happens for a reason should remember that when I punch them in the face.
@TheRolo: Not to brag, but a news anchor started following me today. She recognizes a disaster when she sees one.
@Storminika: My mom keeps asking questions like 'When you gonna be famous?' I tell her, 'As soon as they find the bodies.'
@WilliamAder: Not to brag, but I can unhook a bra using just a bent paper clip, some WD-40, and my reading glasses.