@nthonyswan: Is a pamphlet just a smaller pamph? What the heck is a pamph? People make no sense.
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@ashmensch: "I'm gonna make you so happy, baby. And then I'm gonna make you real sad." - gas station nachos
@koala_hugs: a gymnast walks into a bar. she is immediately given a 0.0 and disqualified from Olympic trials. you're supposed to jump OVER the bar, idiot
@thenatewolf: *I come downstairs to see my dog has eaten my dinner off the counter* Dude, I said I was sorry for eating yours.
@AnOrangeSNES: Please follow the instructions 1) Read all instructions 2) Sacrifice a goat 3) Cut off your fingers 4) Eat glass 5) Only do number one