@DiamondLou69: Is a person diagnosed with a Multiple Personality Disorder able to get a group rate from their therapist? Just asking for some friends.
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@pixelatedboat: It's bullshit that dogs get their own heaven but we humans have to go to the same heaven as moths and tractors
@underchilde: Being surrounded by family and friends is cool unless it's a seance and you're dead.
@pippydrydocking: If you want to give me dirty looks for being at the liquor store at 9am, don't be open.
@rachaelkelly18: I love how coffee tricks me into believing I'm in a good mood for about 27 minutes