@DiamondLou69: Is a person diagnosed with a Multiple Personality Disorder able to get a group rate from their therapist? Just asking for some friends.
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@POTerritory: The only thing more predictable than the conspiracy theories is some people's inability to distinguish Indonesia from Malaysia. #AirAsia
@LindaInDisguise: Coworker: What was your college major? Me: How to avoid student-loan debt, with a minor in teen pregnancy.
@niks27_shah: I was never a photogenic person, because when everyone said cheese I said "WHERE ?"
@GrrrRach: I've spent three hours investigating this chicken and I still can't find his nuggets.