@ericonederful: Is divorce spelled with one bottle of champagne or two?
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@UncleDuke1969: *wakes up at the crack of Dawn* *instantly regrets drunk dialing Dawn last night*
@frenchielaboozi: a lady was like "can you believe he's 14 months old already" and i am like you know what i can cause you post a pic of him every single day
@OneFunnyMummy: Dance like no one's watching & cook like someone else is cleaning up that shit.