@Jake_Vig: Is it just me, or are fewer and fewer mustachioed cads tying women to the train tracks these days?
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@MsNitnots: Girl in front of me on the bus just sent a text that was like a novel and the response was like a word and now even I'm pissed off about it.
@BeingDBEAST: Just saw two homeless men hitting each other with pieces of cardboard. Pillow fight!!
@Kyle_Lippert: Your Game of Thrones name is your biggest fear spelled backwards plus the profession your guidance counselor suggested. Mine is Snwolc Clown
@Dr_Teflon: *Ex wife yelling at me from driveway* I HOPE YOU DIE A LONG AND PAINFUL DEATH! Me- no babe I'm not moving back in Ex-.....