@Jake_Vig: Is it just me, or are fewer and fewer mustachioed cads tying women to the train tracks these days?
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@ItsAndyRyan: What idiot called it 'telling the future through tea-leaves' and not 'brews foresight'?
@geowizzacist: (Final maths exam) Q: what are the two small horizontal parallel lines? a) double negative b) equals c) eleven fell over
@notfaizzy: I knew this girl, she's really deep; she'd always find a reason to preach about how size does matter...