@MartaEffing: Is it possible to divorce someone twice? Not re-marry and divorce again, but divorce twice so you're completely done. Like, extra divorced.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@DanielKostadino: During my prostate exam I asked the doctor, "where should I put my pants"? "Over there by mine", was not the answer I was expecting.
@AaronMichael_: Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
@abhorrent_wife: I would totally get into a stranger's windowless van if they took me away from my family for an hour.
@WilliamAder: "Down" "Penetration" "Tight End" "Ball handling" Don't the networks have censors any more?