@SassyChantelle: is it rude to throw a breath mint in some ones mouth while they are talking?
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@SteveSuckington: I accidentally caught my nuts in a barbed wire fence and now I'm the frontman of a Maroon 5 cover band.
@TheTweetOfGod: NEW YEAR'S LOGIC 1. The planet is passing through an arbitrary spot on its unceasing orbit around the sun. 2. Time to lay off chocolate.
@BoogTweets: Me: Your hair smells so good. Which shampoo is that? My Boss: This is inappropriate Me: Your skin is so… My Boss:*Turns off shower* OUT!
@OakHill_: *teaching 13 to cut the grass Me: Go back and forth across in straight lines, slightly overlapping so you don’t miss any spots. Got it? 13: Yep 13: *cuts three circles, two triangles and a Rhombus into the yard.