@nsterdan: Is it rude to throw breath mints in someones mouth while they're talking?
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@davedittell: they say if you love something let it go but tell that to my dead husband I dropped into a volcano from this helicopter and he'd disagree
@hippieswordfish: ME: isn't this great?? WIFE: not really ME: *looks down from the top bunk* what's wrong
@envydatropic: I wear lipstick when I go into Walmart so people know I'm not approachable or one of their kind