@sageboggs: Is it solipsistic in here or is it just me?
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@Snarfernini: Brain: HEY 2am let's think about Greg Me: Ok Brain: He saw you scratching your nose today & thinks you picked it Me: Wa...what? Brain: Owned
@badbanana: Man, the way these journalists are complaining it's like they only went to Sochi to use doorknobs and go poop.
@rzarosco: If I ever murder anyone I'm going to hide the body on my second or third page of favstar where no one will ever find it