@shanethevein: Is it still casual sex if you're wearing a tuxedo?
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@JessiCanadian: 8 teens in the the garage. I hear the miter saw and drill going. I'm just going to sit back and let Darwin take care of things in there.
@13spencer: A wedding is like inviting your family and friends to the dock to watch you leave England on the Titanic.
@envydatropic: How long before your caterpillars will turn into butterflies? Me looking at your eyebrows
@themorris23: Is it just me, or do toasters have like 4 settings too many? They should have 1 setting that reads: "Toast"