@shanethevein: Is it still casual sex if you're wearing a tuxedo?
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@BillArrundale: I'm not sure but I think the family from Honey Boo Boo is just a family of bears that were shaved down and shown how to shit indoors.
@scott_towel: When the grid crashes and there's no other way of communicating, we'll see whose drum circle is "stupid".
@Cpin42: When I was 6 my cousin stole my boomerang. The next day his parents died in a car crash. Andy, if you’re reading this, I want my boomerang.
@bridger_w: I think playing Zelda gave me unrealistic expectations of how much of my neighbors' pottery I can smash