@shanethevein: Is it still casual sex if you're wearing a tuxedo?
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@PaperFury: All I'm saying is that 95% of the reason we want libraries with ladders is so we can run up, jump on the ladder, and slide majestically down rows of books with our cloaks fluttering behind us.
@amishschool: This guy in my office is a little paranoid and it's making it that much harder to poison him.
@Josievorenkamp: Whoever figured out that you can make cake in a mug in under a minute was probably really going through some shit.
@ibid78: Pouring water on someone's head to promote something is kinda weird. Now that I've gotten that out of the way, let's go baptize some babies.