@SteveSuckington: Is it still illegal to run someone over with your car if they're wearing camouflage?
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@NintenDom: It's Facebook's 10th birthday today. Let's all click "Maybe" on the event invite and then not show up.
@Underchilde: My parents are in town and said they’d be at my house in ten minutes, and I’m wondering if that’s enough time to build a moat.
@notfaizzy: I knew this girl, she's really deep; she'd always find a reason to preach about how size does matter...
@RdrJay47: There is a mile long line of cars stopped ahead, but go ahead and honk at the guy in front of you. It might help.